Earth - Lil Dicky

Lirik Lagu Earth - Lil Dicky

[Lil Dicky:]
What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

[Chorus:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

[Justin Bieber:]
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

[Ariana Grande:]
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

[Halsey:]
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

[Zac Brown:]
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

[Brendon Urie:]
I'm a fat, fucking pig

[Hailee Steinfeld:]
I'm a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa:]
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

[Snoop Dogg:]
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart:]
And I'm Kanye West

[Chorus:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

[Adam Levine:]
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes:]
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

[Charlie Puth:]
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

[Sia:]
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

[Miley Cyrus:]
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon:]
What the fuck? I'm a clam!

[Rita Ora:]
I'm a wolf. Howl!

[Miguel:]
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

[Katy Perry:]
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride

[Lil Yachty:]
I'm HPV, don't let me in

[Ed Sheeran:]
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

[Meghan Trainor:]
We love you, India

[Joel Embiid:]
We love you, Africa

[Tory Lanez:]
We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky:]
We forgive you, Germany

[Chorus:]
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

[Lil Dicky:]
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

[Ariana Grande:]
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

[Lil Dicky:]
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

[Choir:]
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY:]
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

[Bad Bunny:]
Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu:]
我们爱地球

[Lil Dicky:]
(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)

[Ariana Grande:]
Have you ever been to Earth?

[Lil Dicky:]
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here

[Justin Bieber:]
Are we gonna die?

[Lil Dicky:]
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid

[Ariana Grande:]
Unless we get our shit together now

[Music Video version:]

[Lil Dicky:]
Guys, everybody look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing, 'cause I feel like that guy knows more about... the Earth and how we're fuckin' it up than... anybody!
If the aliens do come, we should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep
In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and the sale of this song are going right into the Earth
Let's raise some money for charity
Any words, Leo?

[Leonardo DiCaprio:]
This might be my favorite song ever
It's awesome

[Lil Dicky:]
Wow
Thanks, Leo

[Backstreet Boys:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)

[Lil Dicky:]
(Guys, thank you so much)

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How Can U Sleep - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu How Can U Sleep - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
LD
AKA homicide
Yes, homicide
Ayy

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
OG's knew I had it poppin' (woo, ayy)
IG lookin' Photoshopish (it's lit, it's real)
They just can't take charge so they floppin' (floppin', a ref, I call them out, ayy)
New shit looking like it's knockin' (right?)
Rap game, not a game, wasn't broke so it's cast off (arm)
Really I been keepin' shit a hunnid like the Cubbie tryna close it with the fast ball (far)
I don't even do this shit for money but they buyin' it in droves like it's half-off
If Dicky gotta show out there
You know he 'bout to show out there
Rol on my arm (ayy)
Russ on a farm (ayy)
This the new guard (ayy)
They put the boy on the Jumbotron (why?)
Just to pump up the crowd (ah)
At my ten year reunion (ewuh)
Like look at me now
Having good sex on the reg
New Tempur-Pedic, my bed
All of my lawyers are black, shit is ironic as hell
But I guess that what happened when Jews started rappin'
Used to have turtles, no wonder I'm snappin'
Used to commercial write, used to play Madden
No wonder they let me do both for a bag
I was not in a frat, I have never conformed
Did a 2000 cap, I had never performed
I ain't takin' no L's (no)
Fuck what you sell (ah)
I barely pay for my drinks, doin' well (ayy)
I tell 'em there is no need for the glitz (no)
I don't need sparklers they know that I'm lit
I'm on top of the world, fuck all these girls (ah)
I prefer momma to play with my curls (ah)
I can tell all of you rappers ain't thorough (ah)
Head hit the pillow and boom it's tomorrow
But how can you sleep? (ew, ew)

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
How can you sleep? (ew, ew)
How can you sleep? (gross, how?)
How can you sleep? (how? ew)
How can you sleep? (how? gross)
How can you sleep? (how? ew)
How can you sleep? (how? ew)
You still asleep
(Game)

[Verse 2: The Game]
How many bitch ass rappers I gotta slap today?
Put on Worldstar even though Q passed away
Pull a .38 out of my pocket and then cock it
Leave a nigga on an island like he in Castaway
Cock strong since them old Doc songs (thug life)
Like a' old Pac song, outta my mind
The lights on, but I'm not home
Somethin' is wrong with me
I done brought six strippers from Vegas home with me (six?)
Trees By Game, they gettin’ blown with me
FaceTime with Karrueche, they on the phone with me
Tell K good night, I'm hype, I might ignite (ayy)
Plastic cups, Promethazine and Sprite
Man I don't really know who's song this is
Who's weed I'm stealing or whose bong is this
And I don't really give a fuck 'cause I keep the ammo tucked and you can keep on swinging from my nuts (ewuh)
But don't say I can't rap like I'm not a Rap God
Like I won't break your fucking favorite rapper's rap jaw
I don't give a shit, big or tall, short or small
I'll cut your dick off and sit it on Trump's wall (oh)
Then spraypaint "Fuck the President" it's evident
Hip Hop dead, and new niggas irrelevant
Different color braids, you niggas stuck in the maze
Ain't grew up by a beach, just say you ridin' a wave
Man, I'm so glad that Guwop out
And rap fans still give a fuck what 2Pac 'bout
I'm right here, I don't give a fuck who hop out
Don't let Mark Zuckerberg get you knocked out (me?)
And don't try me over IG
Don't try to be subliminal and get it by me
I'm a criminal, I'll leave you hooked to a IV
Next to Jimmy Iovine over hood shit, but-

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]
We could start with rap shit
I ain't never lost at that shit
Let me clear it up, Proactive
I could walk up in this motherfucker looking everybody dead up in the eye, like we can rap for that shit
You'll get embarrased
I'll be in Paris, don't compare us
Flow the rarest
Got bitches in the bed room, over sharing
Got an Aussie and a Brit like I’m going with Sharon
So apparent, Heir apparent
But I don't want it next
Someone tell Complex it ain't complex
And what you lookin' at is now like a Timex
I am checked the on now off the clock like Colin Powell
I'm really adamant, you're really adequate
I'm really passionate, I'm Billy Madison (yah)
I'm the motherfucking graduate
Twenty ten with a pen, I didn't plan this shit
My plan legit, I manuscripted it
It was living by the candle stick
But for the plaques I had to mantle it (woah)
All my friends thought Dicky was a joke
Now they tryin' to see a show (ah)
Now they out of breath, tryna speak good (ah)
I remember everyone that didn't think I could (ah)
Every publicist who thought that I was mocking hoods
Look who tryin' to stoppin' jerk
Look who tryin' to rap now
I don't even fuck with you (nah)
If what's done is done, how come I ain't done with you? (whoa)
And if it's fucking done, come on how dumb is you?
Let me get another tissue
I'll be crying 'till the fucking bank pull that card again
From Charlamagne to Busta, Game, to Puff, to Sway, Questlove, T-Pain, to Snoop, Two Chainz, it's all the same
Ain't no debate, they know who fake, they know who great
You don't know your place (no)
Cameras around me, they don't know your place (oh)
Shooters around me 'cause I entertain (oh)
I got 'em shootin' they movie (yah)
I could meet a bitch on a Tuesday
Girls come to me
Don't got jewelry
Don't feel bad when I bust in my jacuzzi
Don't eat ass but it still be lookin' juicy (woah)
Front page, coming at you like a newsie
Hoes didn't choose me, now I'm choosing
Now I got a Jap on knees like sushi (ewuh)
Lil' dick got vert, no Uzi (hah)
I might just pop that coochie, bruh
OG's knew I had it poppin'
How can you sleep? Ew (ew)
How can you sleep?

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Interlude - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu Interlude - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Brain & Lil Dicky]
Brain, you're so cute
Aight
I just..I felt really in the moment there, the way the light is just glistening off of your creases
I...I'm tryna focus, bro
Okay, okay. Can I do one song like without you on this project?
Without me?
No, it'll still be your song, but you'll be more like a DJ Khaled of it. Like..the organizer, the facilitator as oppo- like, you know, you pick the rappers but I just wanna go really hard like really bad without you be-
What makes you think I'd even pick you, bro?
Well, c'mon, Brain. We both know that you would pick me
Well this shit better be hard, bro

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F Slo - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu F Slo - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Intro: Brain and Lil Dicky]
Brain
LD
Ey man, the way these bitches when they fuck on us
Th- sh- the friction, this shit hurt bro
You gotta talk to them bro
Ok...

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky and Brain]
I tell her, I tell her, I tell her
Chill, girl (ey)
We should chill girl (chill chill chill)
You been humpin' on me too fast, keep it real girl
The Brain on the same page
Fucking another one
Damn, LD
How do you slow a hoe down? (Ewuh)
I'm 'bout to show a hoe how
Aye, Baby girl let's slow it down, yeah
Drill her when I'm in it, I admit it
But I hate it when these bitches ridin' dick super quick (ay)
Aggressive ass movements hurt my dick (ow)
I don't know why, just the way my dick was built (ah)
Getting the impression when they get up on erection that they think it'd be impressive just to go full tilt (fast)
0 to 100 bitches going full Wilt (ow)
Seriously afraid that my dick might wilt (hurts)

[Verse 2: Brain]
(Brain)
Out n' 'bout with my Spanish bitch (Brain)
Told that hoe I'm middle management at the Radisson (aaath)
Why she hoppin' on the brain like a savage bitch? (oo-ah)
She fuck me ravenous (oo-ah-uh)
I'm assessing damages, shit (Brain, Brain)
Coordinating all the money bags
Coordinating all the fucking ass
Orating, I don't like it fast (yeah)
Pores chafing when she fuck me fast
Ey-ey-eyye-ey-ey
And the Brain don't even got no dick (woah)
Woah, But I got a dick
And I'm tryna' do it like this

[Chorus: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Let me fuck slow on you girl (uuuh-huh-uhh)
Let me fuck slow on you girl (uuuh-huh-uhh)
Where them hoes lookin' bomber than a landmine? (mine)
Will my bros that be fuckin' on 'em stay alive (live)?
Just let me fuck slow on you girl (chill girl, chill chill)
Let me fuck slow on you girl
(you should chill girl, you should chill girl)
And the Brain got them bitches on standby
And the Brain getting hungry Raisin Bran time (yuh)

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Chill girl (chill chill chill)
We should chill girl (we should chill girl)
I've been looking at them ol' breasts, is they real girl? (oofh)
Thinking through the words like I read it (yeah)
Scout it out Brain
If you see a tight end then they Tellus like Bennett (Aye)
1 in 7 done, goin' down like credits
Don't get shook like lettuce (lettuce)
Brain tryna' get fucked (oo-uh)
Brain tryna' get sucked (oo-uh)
Brain been lit for a month (oo-uh)
Fucked a bitch on the kiss cam (oo-uh)
Eeauh!
Yeah I been doing my thing LD
Now they been checking for Brain
Ey, we should go flirt with this dame, k?
She should come flirt with the Brain

[Verse 4: Lil Dicky and Brain]
But this bitch has it all like a Genuardi's (ay)
Now my mouth is watering just like my spot for Hardee's
(Ewuh, ewuh)
I'ma go chill with the girl be back I'm all with that
Young L-I got a knack for haulin' that
I might even get up in the bathroom stall with that
Please, you haven't fucked like Brain
I got this shit like a car alarm
When that car is parked around thieves (ewuh)
Got this shit like gardener that's in charge of all of your trees (ewuh)
Young LD got a poppin' ass shirt check
Backstory kinda poppin', what's my word check?
I might even go up to the bar and cover her check
And then you'll say what?

[Chorus: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Let me fuck slow on you girl (uuuh-huh-uhh)
Let me fuck slow on you girl (uuh-huh-uhh)
Where them hoes lookin' bomber than a landmine? (ewuh)
Will my bros that be fuckin' on 'em stay alive?
Just let me fuck slow on you girl (chill girl, chill chill)
Let me fuck slow on you girl
(you should chill girl, you should chill girl)
And the Brain got them bitches on standby
And the Brain getting hungry, Raisin Bran time (yuh)

[Outro: Brain]
I fuck- I fuck with Raisin Bran so heavy
That shit hard
Brain

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Brainstorm - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu Brainstorm - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Skit: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Cool Brain
Y'know, I think you might be better off
Focusing just a bit more
What, whatchu mean I'm f-
I'm locked in bro I'm
Whatchu mean?
No it sounds cool and all I'm just saying
Like you know
Maybe it could be a little less random
Or if you-
Man, don't get all high and mighty on me bro
My shit a wave bro
Fuck outta here with that shi...
No totally, and I like your music
I think it's-- I like it
I just think I'd love it
Man
Let's just come up with some ideas for you
Like top- like song topics and shit that's what you sayin'?
Yeah exactly let's brainstorm some topics
Ohhh no you said brainstorm?

[Intro: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Uhh (Brain gotta think)
Yeah, just a brainstorm
Brain don't even know
What's going on?
Usain Brain, they call me Usain Brain 'cause I'm fast
Brain in the club
Brain thinking up stuff
Brain pourin up
What's going on man?
Tell 'em Brain! Heyyy!

[Chorus: Brain]
It's a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Time to think of some ideas (think, think, think)
It's a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Everybody know the drill (we gotta think)
Oh it's a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Time to get my ass in gear

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Brain don't even know
But the Brain don't even know
But the Brain don't even know
What the fuck is happening?
Brain so overanalyzed
Scrutinizing every single move
So weird
The Brain had no further questions Your Honor (I object)
Well I can testify

[Chorus: Brain]
It was a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Time to think of some ideas (think, think, think)
We in this
It's a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Everybody know the drill (think, think, think)
Oh it was a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Everybody know the drill
Woah Nelly It's a brainstorm
It's a brainstorm
Better bring your best ideas
Haaa

[Outro: Lil Dicky and Brain]
What the fuck was that?
Did you even come up with anything or no?
No, not yet, but the process is... underway now
So... any minute
I should be cookin' I should be whippin' it up
Alright, take your time
It's your process just let me know
I'm always down to help whip or whatever you need, so
I'll be, I'll be in the kitchen
Whatchu want, whatchu gonna make?
Nah, I'm actually just gonna clean the kitchen
Oh alright, bet
You say bet now?
Yeah
Alright, see you later, Brain

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Whippin' It Up - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu Whippin' It Up - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Intro: Brain & [Lil Dicky]
Ewuh
Brain
LD (ewuh)
AKA 'Cream' (yah)
People are always saying to me
"Hey Cream, how do you come up with the stuff you come up with?" (Because it's so cool)
And it's not even me, I... it's...
It's Brain!

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky & Brain]
Fuckin' with these hoes I'm a popular dude
Got some hot top like the popular do
Rest in peace B.I.G. but I'm Pac and I'm smooth'Bout to go after two (I'm a hoe after two)
And look, I still get chose like I'm rockin' a suit (first one)
I don't know if I prefer like a blonde or brunette (hmm)
You get held up pickin' locks, robbery moves
I be scoffing at you like a prosperous jew
Hold up, Brain 'bout to spaz (ayy)
What the fuck you want Brain do?
Come through and the club's all crowded (fuck, fuck!)
Fuck you want Brain do when he can't even move when he in the club (fuck!)
Brain gotta make moves (fuck up out the way homie)
Brain got great moves (where you seen me dance dog?)
The Brain fuck with field hockey (what a sport)
The Brain knew Bin Laden
How you wanna do it, how you stoppin' the kid?
Just get it off your chest, rockin' a bit, chomp at the bit
I got to get another property, monopoly shit
And y'all sketchy motherfuckers like a comedy bit (woo)
I just met with Netflix on some comedy shit (ooh)
Then I went to Costa Rica on a tropical trip (ooh)
Parents worry 'bout the price, started talking and shit
But it's a nominal hit (peanuts), make it back in a jiff
Because

[Chorus: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
The Brain thought of that one
The Brain whipped it up, Brain whipped it up

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky & Brain]
These rappers like Barry Melrose
We don't dislike you, we just don't really care
The Brain came through with a bottle of the Nair
Made my bitch rub it all over her pussy
My bitch likes Bun B
That's some new shit to me
Bitches that I used to be fuckin' with would only fuck with Houston's for grub and they frumpy
(Brain) The Brain heard about tidal wave in Seattle
They say it's imminent still no-one moved
The Brain just don't know why they don't think it matter
Humans can't breathe underwater, what gives?
Y'all wanna know why I stopped eatin' pussy? (Tell 'em)
'Cause I looked up the facts
If 85% of us have oral herpes who am I to say that I don't? (True)
And if I get oral herpes on the pussy and we fuck
Then I'm fucked (Fuck)
Fuck you want Brain do?
He know all the facts, what the fuck you want Brain do?
Middle of the pack, all you rappers is gum
Going in with the trash, I be chewin' 'em up
Brain fucked a thoroughbred down in Preakness
Like a horse, I ain't talkin' 'bout a bitch with a ass
Brain hear it all the time, he a genius
Hey, you a savvy motherfucker Brain, giving you that
I'm the type of motherfucker on a call with a CMO
Bitches tryna catch a glimpse, bitches at Sia shows
Girls look at me and think "How does he fuck?"
Bet they heard through the grapevine
In daytime, I take dimes like a paid line, and make time
It's they prime, hittin' on the jew like it's a hate crime
Speaking of that, they won't even book me in Dubai (Why?)
Apparently for jews it can be hostile
So my new goal is to buy like, Dubai like
All of it
I don't know, I just wanna go there

[Chorus: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin', (gibberish)
Oooh Brain is overwhelmed, he's fuckin' up, ohh Brain

[Outro: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and
Brain just been whippin' it up
Feel like we goin' crazy
Feel like we goin' crazy
Real life we goin' crazy
Suck me, fuck me, drive me crazy

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Cocaine - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu Cocaine - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Intro: Brain and Lil Dicky}
Brain
LD
You mix some Brain with some LD

[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]
Never even done cocaine
I've never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done cocaine
I've never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Party girl, party girl
Out in LA with a party girl
I was all good with Bacardi, girl
Now she tryin' to up the ante
I was kinda drunk and handsy
Johnson looking long like Randy
Hoping that my pitch is strong
Now she's like "let's do some bumps"
Ew, chill I don't do that (Ew!)
Poured a rail and she blew that
Now I'm scared, I look pussy
Spark the blunt 'cause I do that
She was sniffing that Tom Hanks
I was just sipping Chris Brown
She keep on sniffing that Zeus (Coke)
I keep my eyes on the ground
She like "don't knock it 'till you try it"
That's some bullshit (yeah, I know)
Just do a line of this Betsy Ross
I started thinking, can't deny I'm a pussy
Like as a child I was so dissmissive of the baked potato 'till I tried that shit
Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato
Now she got me wondering what else I left on the table
Twenty-eight, I still ain't done no anal (true)
And I'm unusually skeptical
But man oh man this bitch was raw
So I asked her for some Molly
She like "start with Miley"
I'm like "give me Molly"
Crazy 'cause I

[Hook 2: Lil Dicky]
Never even done cocaine
I've never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done cocaine
I've never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Now I'm doing Molly, I hope I survive it

[Verse 2: Brain]
Brain
Flippin' a bitch and I'm poppin' this shit and I don't really feel it yet
He never done it before and I'm worried I'll feel neglect
But I ain't trippin'
Balmain, Brain 'bout to get to kissing
I'm sauced up, fucking with this breezy boo
Haven't eaten since four, man I need some food
Why these broke people looking at me? (you broke)
I'm feeling good and happy
Hold up the Molly kicking in now
I think I should sit down
Brain for the win now
I think we should dip now, girl let me know (we should dip)
Brain overwhelmed losing control of this front lobe (hello)
I was G'd up, now I'm T'd up
Like a ball playing motherfucker in Atlanta
Shout to Dwight Howard
In case she didn't let him (ew!)
And now I'm puking
Girl I blew it, but I was just doing my j-o-b

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Brain, what the fuck is going on?
The molly got me shakin' and clenchin' on the jaw
It got me going crazy (It got me going crazy)
How the fuck you blame me?
You the one that popped MDMA
When you never ever even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine
Never even tried
Oooh Brain

[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]
I never even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
I never even done cocaine
I never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded

[Outro: Lil Dicky]
I never even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine (that Paul Rudd!)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (Sue Bird)
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying (Meryl Streep)
I've never even done cocaine (Like Joan of Arc!)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (that Ross Perot)
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded (Betty Boop)

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On Smash - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

Lirik Lagu On Smash - Brain (feat. Lil Dicky)

[Intro]
Brain
I'm Brain
I'm Brain

[Verse 1: Brain]
Brain fuck a hood bitch (sup, bitch)
Brain don't give a single fuck (no, no, no, never)
Brain'll look a grown man right up in his face
Tell that man he should toughen up (knuck or buck)
Brain fuck a ant mound (it's soft yo)
Brain fuck with cream cheese (the spread)
The Brain fuck with poppy seeds (texture)
The Brain don't even got a penis
Swin Cash, balling like a bitch
Whoa, Nelly, I'm the shit right now
Library tryna get it in
Tell that loud li'l bitch pipe down

[Chorus 1: Brain]
Brain got it on smash
Brain got the club jumpin'
(Brain got it on smash)
Everyday I wake up, get money, count it up
Do the math, Brain about to buy a new dick
Brain don't really give a damn at all (aw nah)
Lookin' at your bitch like damn, he wrong (him?)
Lookin' at your dick like damn, you soft
Lookin' at Lebron James brain like what's happenin'

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Ayy, Young L, big pimpin', you can call me Shawn
Son of rappers, and I'm a bitch
You can call me mom
Hit me when you need that shit
Lil Dicky like the John
Jammin' like Lebron
Ey, like the Fonz, ey
Yo, fuckin' her good, yeah
Fuckin' her good, yeah
Good as I could, yeah
Good as I could, yeah
Ay, look at my bitch
Look at her lips
Look at her good hair
Why my girl look like she work for a department store or something?
Why my girl look like she working for a Macy's?
Why your bitch lookin' like she work and shop at Ross?
Where I know you from?
I seen you, I'm just struggling to place it (huh)
Why I got a bitch butt-naked in the bath tub, while I'm in the shower that's adjacent?
I can see her contemplating masturbation
Hope she doesn't, that'd be weird
But I get it (woop)
I also got the neck so long like a giraffe
Suck on titties like a calf
Went a few rounds like a draft (yo)
Still got bitches
Still got bitches (yeah, yeah)
Still not different
Still not different (yeah, yeah)
I swear to God I'm bout to fuck Julia Roberts (swear)
I think a star is afoot we should converse
Baby I've been down south kickin' shit
Outhouse with the shit
Mike WiLL told me he was proud of my penmanship (thanks)
Brain feeling limitless
Dave, lemme finish this
Okie dokie Brain am I great? Like an immigrant

[Bridge: Brain]
Brain (Brain), fuckin (fuckin), like (like)
He was Timberlake with his bad bitch (Jessica Biel)
Brain ain't got no dick but she don't care
I got no hair
Picture Brain rollin' 'round with a broke person, hmm
Picture that, yeah
Picture Brain rollin' 'round with the windows open
Screamin, "I'm Brain!"

[Chorus 2: Brain]
Brain got it on smash
Brain got the club jumpin'
(Brain got it on smash)
Everyday I wake up, get money, count it up
Do the math, Brain about to buy a new dick
Brain got it on smash
(Brain got it on smash)
Brain whoop yo bitch ass
(Brain gon' whoop yo bitch ass)
Not yo bitch like your girl, but you
You a bitch Brain would never hit a girl
Motherfuck your bitch

[Outro: Lil Dicky and Brain]
I be looking at her like Fnnnnnn
I be looking at her like Eeeeeeeeeegh
Lemme get it
Lemme get it
I be looking at her like Fnnnnnn
I be looking at her like Eeeeeeeeeegh
Lemme get it
Lemme get it
Lemme get it (fuck)
Every-every other brain can't even measure up
See me then
See me then
Faggot

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